Hef simply says, "Megan is a fox."
The 83-year-old media tycoon's new Girls Next Door—Crystal Harris, 23, and 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon—agree, but they're just as hot for the looking-better-than-ever Kelly Osbourne…
"She's losing weight and she's blond now," Crystal said of Ozzy and Sharon's younger daughter. "She looks good. I want to see what she looks like naked."
Karissa concurred: "Yeah! We want to see Kelly Osbourne naked!"
Perhaps Hef has already spoken to Kelly about stripping down? "Kelly would be happy to pose," he said.
In other posing-for-Playboy news, Hef insists he doesn't know a thing about a recent report claiming Kelly Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York City will appear seminude in an upcoming issue.
"I'm usually the last one to know," he said. "People always have the assumption that I pick up the phone and ask people. But I don't. That's not my job. The photo department does that."